United Citizen Federation - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL A vintage cartoon lettuce character

A vintage cartoon lettuce character wearing a black top hat marked with a red "S" and a floating red halo strides forward in red shorts

Retro bubble script reads "Merica" in white with layered red and light blue shadow bands creating a 3D stacked effect

OR SOMETHING

Bold white text below reads "About Feelings

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United Citizen Federation - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL A vintage cartoon lettuce characterCitizenship requires federal service, which sounds reasonable until the recruiting office is staffed by amputees who still think it was worth it. Nothing says propaganda like a logo designed to make fascism feel like a semester abroad. Inspired by Starship Troopers. The Details: Distressed white circular emblem depicts the United Citizen Federation insignia, a stylized bird of prey gripping a globe with wings spread upward. Bold white text reads