Biff's Automotive Detailing - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black but doing it and retiring

but doing it and retiring to a tropical beach with champagne is art

Inspired by Iron Eagle

retro bubble-style typeface reads "BE A LOT COOLER IF YOU DID" stacked across three lines

A vintage tattoo-style illustration below depicts a skin-tone leg in a fishnet stocking and high heel shoe topped with a golden-yellow fringed lampshade

Fiscal responsibility hits different when your soul is the collateral

Biff's Automotive Detailing - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black but doing it and retiringBiff's whole empire got reduced to a strip mall business card and a phone number nobody's calling. Cosmic justice hits different when your bully ends up waxing your family's BMW in the driveway. Inspired by Back to the Future. The Details: Flowing gold script text reads "Biff's" above bold gold uppercase sans serif lettering reading "AUTOMOTIVE DETAILING." Smaller gold italic script below reads "Tel. 840 3851," completing a purely typographic layout